The Ming Dynasty's Most Powerful Eunuch Faction

A special forces king gets drunk at a banquet and accidentally transmigrates into the body of Wang Cheng'en, Chongzhen's personal eunuch.

Other people who transmigrate either end up wearing the imperial yellow robe and ruling the world, or become noble lords, high officials, or romantic scholars. Why did I have to transmigrate into a eunuch?

It's the twelfth month of 1643, and the Ming dynasty is just six months from its fall. Li Zicheng has declared himself emperor in Xi'an, Zhang Xianzhong has proclaimed himself king in Chengdu, and the Manchu invaders, at the height of their power, are eyeing the realm hungrily. In six months, Wang Cheng'en will accompany the Chongzhen Emperor as he hangs himself from a tree in the southeast.

But I don't want to end up dangling from a tree! I've only just arrived in this wonderful world, and since Heaven has given me such a magnificent treasure, I might as well recline on the laps of beauties.

Wait, I'm an elite soldier, the best of the best. I've kicked Liu Hailong, punched Fang Bian, and torn mercenaries apart with my bare hands. Now that I'm in this world, I should win glory at Langjuxu and conquer the oceans!

The palace eunuchs are mired in corruption, so I'll fight them and restore the Eastern Depot. The officials plot against each other and form cliques, so I'll clean up the bureaucracy and appoint the worthy. The Ming has no generals to call upon? Then I'll take the general's platform myself. The Ming has no soldiers to spare? Then I'll take command of the capital garrison and train elite troops. The Ming court has no money? That's easy. There are plenty of corrupt officials. When the corrupt officials fall, the Ming will feast!

Fighting Heaven is a joy without end, fighting Earth is a joy without end, fighting corrupt officials is a joy without end, fighting the Jurchen invaders is a joy without end, and fighting beauties is a joy without end!