
Wilderness Variety Show: If I'm Not Sharp-Tongued, Can I Really Be a Top-Tier Star?
荒野综艺,不毒舌能叫顶流吗?
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- Completed
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- 545k Words
- Genre
- Urban
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- Entertainment Industry
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- 3mo ago
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The plot got so mindless after that, it became increasingly boring and cringeworthy. I was practically curling my toes in frustration.
[Mini Theater] Ling Fei's Private Memo: First grudge of the day: Gu Ye! That bastard! He actually made me die in public! I'll take revenge if I don't! Second grudge of the day: Shen Qingning! You jerk who values romance over friendship! I was bullied and you were laughing! Our friendship is shattered in one minute!
Gu Ye: Elegant, so incredibly elegant. Others' creations: racking their brains, secluded in intensive study. Our creations: playing games, drinking cola, Ctrl+C, Ctrl+V. Fellow fans, who understands? It's just that simple, unpretentious, and boring. You guys, should we see the S-level gene serum first, or the chaotic scene first? Tell me in the comments!
[Mini Theater] Inside the meeting room. Qu Feng (holding the sheet music, tears streaming down his face): Teacher Gu! I understand now, I completely understand this line, "The sky is the color of celadon awaiting the rain." Master Li (clinging to Qu Feng's arm): Old Qu, don't block me! Let me ponder this too! What a brilliant touch that 'confirmed it with a glance'!
Thank you all for reading! Seeing the requests for more updates and comments in the comments section has instantly given me a huge boost in motivation to write! Every favorite and every vote you give is my greatest affirmation. If you enjoyed this chapter, please don't hesitate to show your support and let the author know you're reading! There's even more explosive plot developments to come, so stay tuned! Love you all!
[Mini Theater] (Only Qin Yue and Zhou Mu remained in the office) Zhou Mu: "President Qin, is your blood pressure... Alright? Should we call your family doctor?" Qin Yue: (rubbing her temples) "No need. I was just thinking about a philosophical question." Zhou Mu: "?" Qin Yue: "Tell me, did I sign an artist, or did I hire a living Buddha? No, I'm a mischievous monkey.
[Mini Theater] Former shareholders' chat group (9 people) Zhang San: Brothers, the wind is really strong on the rooftop, I'm a little cold. Li Si: Stop talking, my wife has already prepared my bank card, washboard and durian, and asked me which one I want to choose tonight. Wang Wu: I just tried calling President Qin to ask if we could buy back the shares, even if it meant paying more...
[Mini Theater] Gu Ye: Actually, I wanted to keep a low profile, but they insisted on making me want to slap them. What can I do? (Shrugs) Zhou Mu: (Silently takes out a small notebook) Write this down. If anyone messes with us in the future, we'll just knock them out with money! Dear readers, who do you think should be the next target? Let me know in the comments! And please give me a thumbs up and add it to your bookshelf while you're at it! ~(づ ̄ 3 ̄)づ
Oh no! Shen Jianguo is panicking! He's actually demanding on-the-spot verification of funds! He's practically offering his face for President Gu to slap again! What do you think President Gu will do in the next chapter? A. Show him his bank account balance to scare him to death. B. Directly order the bank manager to come over. C. There's an even more outrageous move! Leave your answers in the comments! Give us a shout-out for the upcoming face-slapping scene! O(>ω<)o
My darlings! Is your blood pressure already rising? Are you feeling suffocated for Sister Zhou? Haha, don't worry, our Brother Gu's main tactic is "playing dumb to fool the enemy"! Can you guess what Brother Gu's backup plan is? How exactly will he use the remaining five million to turn the tables?