Great Tang: Father, Stop Watching Short Videos! I Really Didn't Plan to Rebel

In the tenth year of the Zhenguan era, Li Chengqian falls from his horse, and history is about to plunge into the abyss.

That very night, a "Divine Ink-Jade Manual" appears beside Li Shimin's pillow, one that can reveal the past and future.

With a tap of his finger, the future of the Tang Dynasty is laid bare!

Search [Li Chengqian]: Lame and deranged, deposed after plotting a rebellion?!

Search [The Fate of the Tang Dynasty]: The Wu clan rises as the Li clan falls, and a golden age comes to a bitter end?!

Li Er is losing it!

Determined to defy fate, he launches a frantic campaign to save himself:

He refuses to let you treat his leg? Tie him down and treat it anyway!

No money for disaster relief? Seize the great clans' wealth!

The Crown Prince wants to slack off? Get up and become an emperor for the ages!

Li Chengqian, who has transmigrated here, watches his bargain-bin dad sunning the "Ink Jade" in the imperial garden every day and suddenly understands.

"I can't get my phone back, but I can... spice up your search results a little?"

If you're going to look at big data, then I'll be your algorithm!

Prince Li Tai wants to seize the throne? Push Dad "Beware: Severe Obesity Can Cause Psychological Distortion"!

Prince Li Zhi is pretending to be obedient? Fire back with the trending topic "The Devious Rise of a Little White Lotus"!

Thinking of making Wu Meiniang empress? Pin "The Empress Ascends the Throne: It Starts with Peeling Apples Like a Pro" to the homepage!

Years later, envoys from every nation come to pay tribute.

Li Shimin happily scrolls through the headlines. "This divine object says my Crown Prince's civil and military achievements far surpass mine? Approved! Absolutely right!"

Li Chengqian keeps his accomplishments to himself. "Father, stop scrolling. We're low on battery. Time to go conquer the world."