Me, the Underworld Princess's Consort, Am Here to Rob You

After Zhou Qi wakes up, his father, dead for many years, hands him a betrothal gift with an eerie smile:

"I've found you a wife. She'll move in tonight."

Late at night, the door of the old bridal chamber creaks open. A damp, cold bride made of paper stands beside his bed, water dripping from beneath her red veil.

The bride whispers ominously in his ear: "Husband... let's... consummate our marriage..."

As evil spirits wreak havoc, demons carve up the land, and humanity faces a great calamity of life and death, Zhou Qi is entrusted with an important mission by the Human Imperial Court.

So... he's getting himself a concubine.

"H-h-h-h-hands up... This is a robbery!"

"Ahem... I'll start by robbing you of your virtue!"