Reborn as a Japanese Military Doctor: From the Start, I Treated 30,000 Japanese Soldiers to Death

Sen Wai, a medical student who couldn't pass his classes, was reborn into the body of a Japanese military doctor during the War of Resistance Against Japan.

Japanese soldier: "Military doctor, help me! My leg was blown off!"

Sen Wai: "Don't panic. Let's disinfect it with alcohol first."

He poured a bottle of alcohol over the wound. The soldier died.

The entire army was suffering from vitamin deficiencies, causing swelling in their lower legs.

Sen Wai: "That's obviously caused by bacteria. Soak them in this medicinal solution."

After seven days of soaking, 30,000 Japanese soldiers died of illness.

The Japanese emperor: "Doctor Sen Wai, you're the best doctor in all of Japan. Please cure my illness!"

Sen Wai: "Leave it to me."

A few days later, the emperor died.

Sen Wai: "Alas, there was nothing I could do. I did everything I could."

"I really did. I didn't lie at all."

At last, one day the Japanese discovered that Sen Wai's surgical mortality rate had reached an astonishing 101%!

You ask how it could be more than 100%?

Sen Wai: "Don't ask. The nurse died too, that's all."

The Japanese: "Are you seriously messing with us and calling us Japanese?!!!!"