Grandpa is mad and possessed, always forgetful, but unbelievably strong. When he starts fighting, heaven and earth are laid to waste.
Grandma sews skin into clothes, turns people into livestock, transforms ghosts into humans, and overturns the balance of yin and yang.
Dad is a bloodthirsty, battle-crazed maniac who wipes out entire families at the slightest provocation.
Mom is domineering and shameless, obsessed with making bets, and always wants to abduct beauties from across the land to fill my harem.
Big Sis devotes herself to the sword and is true to the sword. She's far too straightforward, drawing her blade whenever she sees injustice without ever considering the consequences.
Second Sis is a master schemer who calculates everything under heaven and lays vast plans. Her heart is the darkest of all.
Third Sis follows the path of obsessive love, falling for men and women alike. Once love takes hold, she is the most prone to extremes.
Fourth Sis devours everything. Whether it's an ancient beast or an auspicious creature of heaven and earth, she can toss it all into one pot and stew it.
Fifth Sis is addicted to fine wine, lost in a drunken stupor and never waking up. Even the Emperor of Heaven himself couldn't make her back down.
This year, at seven years old, I rested my chin in my hands and fell into deep thought.
These nine heavens and ten lands are boundless, filled with countless ancient forbidden zones. Even immortals and gods have to keep a low profile, yet my family is outrageously domineering. They're a whole family of villains, aren't they!?