What Should I Do When My Whole Family Are Villains?

Grandpa is mad and possessed, always forgetful, but ridiculously powerful. When he throws down, heaven and earth are laid to waste.

Grandma sews hides into clothes, turns people into livestock, and ghosts into humans, defying the balance of yin and yang.

Dad is a bloodthirsty, violent martial fanatic who wipes out entire families over a single disagreement.

Mom is arrogant and domineering, obsessed with her looks, and loves making bets with people. She also keeps wanting to abduct all the beauties under heaven so my harem can fill the world.

My eldest sister is devoted to the sword, honest to the sword, and far too straightforward. Whenever she sees injustice, she draws her sword without ever considering the consequences.

My second sister is a master schemer who calculates everything under heaven and lays plans on a grand scale. She has the blackest heart of all.

My third sister follows the path of obsessive love, falling for men and women alike. Once love takes hold, she goes to extremes more easily than anyone.

My fourth sister devours everything. Ancient primordial creatures, auspicious treasures of heaven and earth, anything can go into the pot.

My fifth sister is obsessed with fine wine. She stays drunk and never sobers up, and wouldn't yield even to the King of Heaven.

At seven years old, I rested my chin in my hands and fell into deep thought.

These Nine Heavens and Ten Earths are vast and boundless, with countless ancient forbidden zones standing everywhere. Even immortals and gods have to keep a low profile, but my family is far too arrogant and overbearing. We're a whole family of villains, no question about it!