Your Majesty, Stop Fawning! This Eunuch Is Destined to Rule the World!

"His Majesty won't even touch me, and you dare call me beautiful? Drag him out and beat him to death!"

Lin Xuan transmigrates to the Great Yu Dynasty and becomes a fake eunuch. From the start, he draws the lucky lot and is chosen to serve the Noble Consort while she bathes...

Damn!

He just transmigrated, and he's already about to die?

Lin Xuan steels himself and pulls the peerlessly beautiful Noble Consort into his arms.

"Your Highness, you wouldn't want anyone finding out that I'm a fake eunuch, would you?"

"Xiao Xuanzi, you... you can't. I'm still a virgin..."

"Then let's see how well you behave, Your Highness!"

From then on, Lin Xuan rises to power, charming his way into every circle and getting carried away...

The Empress: "Xiao Xuanzi, you bastard... How am I supposed to keep this hidden?"

The Former Dynasty's Princess: "Xiao Xuanxuan, help me restore my kingdom. Big Sis wants to be empress!"

The Virtuous Imperial Consort Dowager: "Xiao Xuanzi, I don't care. If you don't depose that little emperor, I'll beat your son..."

The Handsome Emperor: "Xiao Xuanzi, I like you... that way!"

(This blurb doesn't do it justice. Please read the novel!)