I Was Promised a Blessing System, So Why Am I Soloing an SSS-Rank Ghost King?

[System] [Transmigration] [Infinite Flow] [Feel-Good] [Shameless]

"Huang Xian, Huang Xian, do I look more like a civil servant or a public institution employee?"

Lin Yang accidentally clicked on a pirate website and spent all his savings to get a Petition System.

The good news: he didn't get scammed.

The bad news: it wasn't meant for humans.

He thought that after getting the System, he could spend his days doing nothing, but instead of an easy life, he was struck by lightning and sent into a horror instance.

And things got even more outrageous after the lightning strike sent him into the horror instance.

[Congratulations, Host! You've won the SSR profession, Calamity Reaper, but its skill is "Blow your kidneys clean through the Earth's core, and lose five years of your life each time."]

[Congratulations, Host! You've obtained the skill "Bone Blade," which lets you pull out your bones and turn them into weapons.]

[Congratulations, Host! You've obtained the ability "Self-Destruct." Sacrifice yourself to bring happiness to millions!]

Lin Yang: "So I'm basically a walking nuke? After I blow up, I'll go straight into menopause?!"

While everyone else played it safe to survive the instances, he went completely off the rails:

After being torn limb from limb, he directed the scene, kicked his severed leg into the air, sent a kidney flying, and shouted as his head rolled across the ground, "Who stole my balls? Give them back!"

A ghost student tried to use his intestines as a jump rope, so he whipped out a kidney and blew the classroom apart. "Come on! Let's hurt each other!"

The System was ecstatic: [Congratulations, Host! Your outrageous antics have earned you the achievement "Terror of the Weird!"]

The ghosts cowered in the corner, trembling. "How about we just let him be the ghost instead?"

The most unhinged male lead in Qimao history, specializing in terrifying ghosts with low blood pressure. Readers finish the story and exclaim, "He's going in first to take this shitty job!"