After Finding a Sweet, Airheaded Girl on Doomsday, I Use the System to Conquer the Wasteland

Just as Chen Doudou fishes half a moldy biscuit out of a mutated giant rat's mouth, a window suddenly pops up from the System: [SS-rank airhead detected. Recommended for reclamation.] Behind him, a girl with a cowlick is hugging a radioactive cockroach and calling it "cutie."

To raise this dumb AI girl to the highest level, he sweeps across the junkyard with a sparking prosthetic and a welding torch. Every time he activates the reclamation System, the pain makes him grimace. "So what if it costs me vitality? I'm coming out ahead!"

While Tiepian crushes the titanium-alloy gate of a high-martial-arts tycoon with a mechanical arm, Chen Doudou is turning nuclear waste into peerless divine weapons.

This crew of lunatics who make their living scavenging junk have no idea that the fragments of the apocalypse's truth they've pieced together are triggering a global self-destruct countdown...