Lin Changqing was an unremarkable illegitimate son on the fringes of an immortal cultivation family, with a cultivation level not even reaching the first layer of Qi Refining. He was tossed out to guard a shabby spirit field in the back mountains. Who knew that a "Spirit Field Chat Group" would appear in the field? Not only could the crops talk, they were also drama queens, arguing all day in the group about wanting spiritual juice, fighting over territory, and complaining that he was stingy. With this bunch of chatty "field buddies" at his side, he thrived by keeping a low profile: secretly eating spirit rice, quietly raising his cultivation, driving enemies away with a burst of stench, and making intruders kneel with a lash of his vines.
While others fought and killed their way through immortal cultivation, he crouched in the fields and developed in secret. The direct line picked a fight? His groupmates all joined in, and they could stink the troublemakers away first! After the spirit field leveled up, things got even more outrageous: the land grew larger, the spiritual energy grew denser, and even eggs could heal injuries. As he counted his harvest, he plotted how to hide himself even better. With the family growing suspicious and outsiders watching covetously, he brought this bunch of "drama queen crops" and somehow turned a shabby field into a base for his rise to power.
This isn't proper immortal cultivation. It's a hilarious tale of scraping by, carried by a chat group! Want to see how Lin Changqing turns his life around with the field's "trash-talking dream team"? Come and watch!