Reborn: After My Children Angered Me to Death, I Became the Bane of Yellow-Haired Brats

His son brings home a rich woman who weighs three hundred jin. One line from his son, "Dad, I don't want to work hard anymore...", is enough to make Ye Fan faint from anger!

And that's not all. His daughter, who had always excelled in school and good behavior, then brings home a blond-haired punk and says, "Dad, I'm pregnant. You're going to be a grandpa!"

Hit by both blows, Ye Fan seems to see his great-grandma before anger kills him on the spot!

But when he opens his eyes again, Ye Fan has returned to fifteen years ago!

In this life, Ye Fan vows to make a fortune, teach his son not to live off women, and keep a close eye on his love-struck daughter so she stays away from blond-haired punks!

Just as he's using his memories of his past life to make his first fortune in the stock market, a mysterious golden chat app appears on his phone and draws him into an entirely new world...

Primordial God King, Chu Feng: "Have you heard? I only smoke Xuanhemen, and I only love one person my whole life."

Grand Qian Imperial Preceptor, Lin Yi: "I'm leaving my wife and daughter in your care. Be sure to look after them!"

Enchanting Imperial Consort, Su Xiaomei: "Brother Fan, could you please buy me some sanitary pads? I want Sofy Super Sleepy~"

Eerie Wanderer, Yang Wei: "By the time you see my message, I'll already be dead."

One transmigrator after another takes Ye Fan for one of their own, but Ye Fan really wants to say:

"Guys, I was reborn, not transmigrated!"