Spare Me, King of Memes!

My name is Li Xuange, the Eighth Prince of Great Qian, known as the King of Puns. I spend my days and nights among the women of the court...

Years later, a historian's hand trembles as he writes: "That year, he failed to get himself killed. Later, he made the whole realm kneel and beg him to let them live!"

The neighboring emperor bows and scrapes: "King of Puns, my empress can still bear children. Could I reserve a place in line for an unborn princess?"

[Shrewd + Hilarious + Anti-Cliche + Court Intrigue + If It's Not Good, You Can Hit Me]