I Get Stronger by Courting Death: From the Start, My Sword Bones Awaken, and My Whole Clan Begs Me to Stop Fooling Around

(At least three chapters a day) [Transmigration] [System] [Subverting Expectations] [Invincible Protagonist]

Lin Lang transmigrated to the cultivation world twenty-eight years ago, only to learn that he was a good-for-nothing abandoned by his family.

He planned to hang himself and transmigrate again, but the System bound itself to him: do reckless things and grow stronger!

Insult the clan leader? A sword bone as a reward! Mutilate himself to prove his resolve? Instantly advance a realm!

But the more recklessly he acted, the further the plot went off course:

He mutilated himself in the ancestral hall, and the entire clan cried out, "This boy has offered his blood to the sword! He must be an unparalleled genius!"

He flirted with the princess, and the royal family rejoiced: "So uninhibited! What a true madman of the sword!"

Even when he gnawed on a rotten peach, they interpreted it as "the Great Dao is simple, and the supreme returns to the ordinary"!

Lin Lang: "I'm really trying to get myself killed! What the hell are you imagining?!"

Then one day, he shattered the Demon Abyss with a single sword strike. Everyone behind him fell to their knees: "We welcome the Lord of the Sword Ruins back to his throne!"

Lin Lang: "...Is it too late to say I actually want to lie flat?"