Taking Out Loans to Cultivate? I'm Already a Million in Debt!

[Cultivation Under Pressure] [Rags to Riches] [Give Me Ten Succubi Like This]

Young man... It's okay if you can't repay your loan. We have connections in the Underworld... Even if you die, the underworld authorities can put you to work paying off your debts...

"You can sell your spiritual roots for money. What's the use of keeping them? Try the artificial spiritual roots our company just developed!"

The succubi captured by the Hehuan Sect are so cheap! Only one hundred low-grade spirit stones per session? I'm a million in debt? I transmigrated here just to have a good time, so what's wrong with that?

My deskmate at the prestigious sect is actually the top student in our year, a flat-chested white-haired girl named Bai Lu?

Bai Lu clung to Lin Jiuchuan's pants, crying: "Bro, pay back the money you borrowed from me! I can't repay my payday loans anymore. I'll do anything!"

"Really anything?" Lin Jiuchuan began entertaining impure thoughts about his former sworn brother.

Our homeroom teacher, whose shoulder-length hair changes with her mood faster than the pages of a book, snapped: "How many times have I told you? The school requires everyone to study without looking up! Anyone who looked up at me just now, take your chairs outside and study there!"

Our sexy, strict Immortal Mathematics teacher, Han Shanshan, said: "Anyone who got any of the first five questions wrong will stand at the back for all my future lessons."

Damn it! With debts this huge, how am I supposed to cultivate immortality?

"Young man, I'm from an evil cult. Do you want to overthrow this evil capitalist world?"

"Got any money? My loan is due next month. Lend me a hundred thousand, I'm in a bind!"

A beautiful teacher! A white-haired deskmate who's a bro! The top girl in school turns out to be gay! And the girl I'm living with has a 36D bust!

Lin Jiuchuan: Damn, I want to dual cultivate!