The Entire Cultivation World Is My Power Bank

After transmigrating, Lin He is horrified to discover that everyone in this world except him is a transmigrator with a System! Sword cultivators scan sword-qi QR codes to claim coupons, alchemy cultivators can trigger a guaranteed twenty-draw when refining pills, and even the cafeteria auntie is bound to the [Wok-Wielding Sage System].

As the cultivation world's only "Heavenforsaken child" without a System, he unexpectedly awakens a talent for exploiting the exploiters. While everyone else struggles through System quests, he finds a bug in the alchemy room and cuts off the internet, hijacks quest progress bars at the martial arena, and even uses the Everyone-Loves-Me System as an emotional power bank.

Then one day, he sees a countdown stele for the twenty-four solar terms floating in the clouds. It turns out the Heavenly Dao considers these Systems viruses, and every System he has drained is delaying the countdown to the apocalypse.

And so a strange scene unfolds across the cultivation world:

The sword cultivator whose quest progress was stolen kneels and begs, "Brother Lin, take another hit! My Immortal Sword Intent trial card is about to expire!"

The Demon Venerable, whose tribulation went wrong, clings to his leg. "Quick, drain my System! This brainless romance System has made me pin my enemy against the wall three times!"

Lin He, carrying the trillions of energy he has siphoned, stares at the countdown stele about to hit zero and falls into deep thought:

Is it too late to run off and open a "System Hospice Center"?"}