Han Yu was a corporate drone on Blue Star, living a miserable grind. Then he transmigrated and became the useless eldest senior brother in a fantasy world.
Ten years after transmigrating, he spent his days drinking and slacking off. Everyone thought he had given up on himself and was doing nothing with his life!
But then his System awakened, rewarding him from the start with the Drunken Sword Immortal Physique, the Azure Lotus Immortal Sword, and the Cosmic Gourd. As long as he invested in prodigies, he could receive ten thousand times the return in cultivation. He could drink and slack off his way to invincibility!
He invests in his junior sister, the reincarnated female emperor, who once ruled the Boundless Flame Domain and was known as the Flame Spirit Empress!
He invests in his second junior sister, a failed literary immortal who fell from genius to mediocrity, then rose again to become a literary immortal. Thirty years east of the river, thirty years west of it. Never look down on a poor young woman!
He invests in his beautiful master, who has been reborn through countless cycles of reincarnation. No matter how many times she is reborn, she cannot break free of fate. But this time, there may be a chance!
What Han Yu doesn't know is that his master and junior sisters have all been bound to a comparison System. Whenever they compete with Han Yu in various ways, they earn all sorts of rare treasures if they succeed. If they fail, they have to carry out the loser's punishment!
After failing one comparison after another, his junior sister the empress gives him a massage, and his beautiful master rubs his feet...
Han Yu: "Are my master and junior sisters interested in me? I only wanted to invest in them! They actually want my body!"