There's Something Strange About This Senior Brother

[Senior Brother's pills are cheap, but he doesn't allow credit. You'd better bring enough spirit stones.]

[Female disciples should try to buy pills from Senior Brother at night.]

[When you buy pills from Senior Brother, be sure you know how to use or take them.]

[Don't discuss anything involving excrement with Senior Brother, or you'll bear the consequences.]

“Why does Senior Brother have so many rules?”

“Just last month, a junior sister bought a detoxification pill from him, and it made her more poisoned.”

“Isn't that a fake medicine?”

“No, she didn't ask how to use it. She took a suppository by mouth.”

“Hey, you know, I went to buy medicine for internal injuries the other day, and Senior Brother stabbed me.”

“Huh? Why?”

“Senior Brother noticed I had a gallstone and thought I'd come to have it removed.”

“What happened after that? Did he get the stone out?”

“He took out my whole gallbladder. I didn't dare refuse treatment after he'd already stabbed me.”

When Ding Yi picked up the Guide to Senior Brother's Rules from the ground and read the rules about himself, his expression darkened. “It's all rumors! From now on, anyone who comes to buy medicine or get treated, drug them all first! Heh heh!”