The Evil Gardenia Project: Taoist Priest Is Five and a Half Years Old, Rectifying the Entertainment Industry

[Metaphysics + cute treasures + sand sculptures + nonsense + entertainment industry + group pets + no CP] Ergou, a little Taoist priest, was born poor and joined a reality show for a huge daily salary of 208 yuan. When he first participated in a variety show, he met his fateful enemy Huang Lei. Steamed fish with raw oil, braised pig's trotters with rice wine, cold rubber skin, crab with ginger cubes... It turns out that what we eat is not food, but human connections... Ergou: "We have no way out, there is still a dead end..." Okay, stop pretending, let me show my cards, Yunyin Taoist Temple Mouth Strong King is officially online. Combining Newton's gravity with the gravitational force of beef stew, the evil Gardenia plan was launched. The two dogs, who are worried about their stomachs, are trying to reorganize the entertainment industry, attracting the attention of actress Feng Yueyan. As expected, the second dog turned out to be the little sister Feng Yueyi's stray cub! Auntie the boss, second aunt the king of soldiers, third aunt the medical sage, fourth aunt the scientist plus a movie queen aunt... The crazy pampering of the five aunts made Ergou worried. Can his little arms carry so many thighs? Once upon a time, it was difficult to find water in the sea. After eating French fries, I ate deer legs; Now that the matter is over, let's catch Guigui first! The little cute baby went further and further on the road of metaphysics. Not only did she become famous in the upper world, but she also made her name in the underworld. Which celebrity should be operated on today? Looking at his huge poster on the big screen in the mall, Ergou fell into deep thought...