That Big White Snake, Bai Suzhen

A plot full of twists and turns!

Spectacular battle scenes!

A blockbuster worthy of Hollywood!

A production with a million-dollar budget!

A star-studded cast!

I have... none of those...

What I do have are eggplants, potatoes, and green peppers that cultivated themselves into spirits and call themselves the "Three Earthly Immortals." Bai Suzhen takes one look and gets hungry. She waves her little hand, and a cleaver, cutting board, and stove appear in front of her. Scallions, ginger, garlic, a wok, and a spatula float through the air...

The "Three Earthly Immortals" yell, "Run! The cook is here!"

Every kind of demon spirit can be found here, including turtle spirits and chicken spirits, all of them serving in the kitchen. There's even a dish soap spirit, which is especially wasteful with water.

But demons aren't scary. People are!

Here you'll find the abandoned, overflowing with negativity and with no will to live; handsome young masters from wealthy families who think they're better than everyone else; rich landlords who look down on the poor; and lecherous, greedy flower thieves who don't even spare men!

Xu Xian is a doctor. After practicing medicine for many years, he finally discovers that this world may be short of everything, but damn, it is never short of "patients"!

This book has:

An imagination run wild!

Fantastical cultivation!

Bai Suzhen flirting with Xu Xiaoxian!

Good looks, affection, fun, and...

I can't think of anything else. Just read it yourself.