The Carefree Fake Eunuch

Sold to the empress's palace to become a eunuch? Good thing the important bits are still there! From then on, the imperial harem is my home, and I spread warmth to everyone. Watch as a lowly eunuch climbs step by step to the very top, then embraces the empress and points into the distance: Wherever the sun and moon shine, wherever my sword points, it is all my land! Who under heaven would dare disobey me!?