Uncle-Master, Your Treasures Are Far Too Improper

The short drama based on this novel, "Hilarious Cultivation: Uncle-Master's Weird Magical Treasures," is now airing.

Li Hanzhou had been a Daoist priest for half his life when he won the lottery. He thought he was about to reach the pinnacle of life, but instead he transmigrated to a world where the Daoist sects had fallen into decline.

He even became the acting sect master of a third-rate Daoist temple.

Li Hanzhou figured that if he could ascend to immortality, he would be able to return to Earth. But his talent was so poor that he could only pin his hopes on his disciples.

Li Hanzhou: The martial world is dangerous. I'll refine some magical treasures and pills to help you cultivate.

First Disciple: Uncle-Master, the Soul-Quelling Bell is supposed to affect people's minds. How come yours makes the entire demonic sect lose control of their bladders?

Second Disciple: Uncle-Master, the Seven-Treasure Gourd is only supposed to collect weapons. Why does yours only collect people's clothes? The Holy Maiden of the Supreme Profound Sacred Ground was seen completely naked!

Third Disciple: Uncle-Master, your Divine Strength Pill is said to let someone fight four opponents at once. That's incredibly precise. It really only lets you fight four. Take one away, and you can't win!

Li Hanzhou: How strange. I followed the instructions!

All the disciples: Uncle-Master, stop refining things. We'll help you ascend. We can't show our faces in this world anymore.