An Incense Burner Connects Past and Present: I Raised the Empress of Great Qian!

[Famine] [Connection Across Time] [Empress] [Urban] [Antiques] [Stockpiling] [Infrastructure]

My family's ancestral incense burner has gone haywire!

It connected to the bedchamber of a legendary warrior woman from the Great Qian Dynasty, a thousand years ago.

To help her defeat the 500,000-strong Xiongnu army, I embarked on a crazed stockpiling spree.

Warrior Empress: "My lord, we're running out of food!"

Jiang Fan: "I just got fifty tons of instant noodles ready."

Warrior Empress: "My lord, we're running out of water!"

Jiang Fan: "Don't panic. I'll turn on the faucet right away."

Warrior Empress: "My lord, the soldiers want meat."

Jiang Fan: "My supermarket just got a hundred tons of frozen beef. I'll send it all to you."

Warrior Empress: "My lord, the Xiongnu are too strong. We can't beat them!"

Jiang Fan scratched his head. "Don't worry, my dear. I'll go find out where they sell AK-47s."

Jiang Fan: "My dear, I'm a little short on cash lately."

Months later, the Empress, now ruler of a unified realm, opened the treasury and waved a hand. "Guards! Send all these gold and silver treasures to my lord!"