Han Fei transmigrates into the body of a bandit. He only wants to live as a carefree mountain chieftain, but somehow becomes the most formidable bandit around. Years later, someone berates him: "Han Fei, you're nothing but a bandit, and you even dared to kidnap the empress and bring her to your mountain as your pressure-the-frontier madam. What nerve!"
The empress says, "I came willingly. If you keep spreading such nonsense and stop me from becoming the pressure-the-frontier madam, I'll wipe out your entire clan!"
"What? What has he done to deserve the exalted empress offering herself to him?"
"Chieftain, the whole realm is yours to command. If you become its sovereign, the emperors of every kingdom will surely support you. You could build an unprecedented empire and secure glory for ten thousand generations."
"Nonsense. Don't say such treasonous things again. I just want to be a carefree bandit. Who's spending the night with me tonight?"
"The Great Qian empress has been waiting for three months. How about bringing her up the mountain tonight?"
"Fine, her it is."
"By the way, Chieftain, the Zhao emperor called you a low-class bandit. He's locked up his daughter and won't let the princess come to the mountain to massage your feet."
"He's right, I'm a bandit. But insulting me is out of line. Send him off to grow sweet potatoes, and put a new emperor on the Zhao throne."
"As you command!"
Standing atop Mount Zhenlong, Han Fei gazes down at the world and marvels that transmigrating really is a technical skill.
