After Hearing My Thoughts, the Emperor Went Mad with Rage

Qing Huan: "These days, even dogs can become emperors?"

Emperor: "I think I've grown ears. I can actually hear what other people are thinking!!!"

Emperor: "I'm not sure. Let's listen some more."

Qing Huan: "The empress is actually a crow. That's an auspicious bird, so a dog that eats shit is reaching above its station. And his real mother is an adorable orange cat."

Hearing this, the emperor flew into a rage and snapped back, "That's complete nonsense, utter drivel! If I'm a dog, then what kind of thing are you?"

Qing Huan shot him an annoyed look and said helplessly, "A mongrel."

A dog was reincarnated as the emperor, a crow became the empress, and an orange cat became his mother. The imperial harem had turned into one enormous zoo, while she was a mongrel born of a cat and a dog!?

Had she transmigrated into a zoo?

Born into a certain-death situation, Qing Huan had no choice but to pull out a celestial peach and force herself to grow up fast, overpowering her father just to survive.

A thunderbolt came crashing down from the sky. Furious, Qing Huan casually yanked it off and used it as a belt.

The emperor and the others stared wide-eyed. "Smooth~"