After Hearing My Thoughts, the Emperor Went Mad with Rage

Qing Huan: "Since when can dogs become emperors?"

The emperor: "I think I've grown ears. I can actually hear other people's thoughts!!!"

The emperor: "Not sure. Let me listen again."

Qing Huan: "The empress is a crow? Crows are lucky birds. The dog that eats shit is reaching a bit high. His birth mother is a cute orange cat, though."

Hearing this, the emperor immediately flew into a rage and snapped, "That's complete nonsense! If I'm a dog, then what are you?"

Qing Huan rolled her eyes at him and said with exasperation, "A mongrel."

A dog reincarnated as the emperor, a crow became the empress, and an orange cat became his birth mother. The imperial harem had turned into a giant zoo, while she was a mongrel hybrid of cat and dog!?

Had she transmigrated into a zoo?

She was born into a death trap, so Qing Huan had no choice but to pull out a celestial peach and force herself to grow up fast, overpowering her own father just to survive.

A bolt of thunder crashed down from the sky. In a fit of anger, Qing Huan casually pulled it down and used it as a belt.

The emperor and the others stared with wide eyes. "Incredible~"