[Mind Reading] [Gossip] [The Whole Family's Darling] [Mysticism] [play the pig to eat the tiger] [Feel-Good Face-Slapping]
What?
Her scumbag father faked his death, hooked up with a princess, and became her royal consort? Her mother fell ill from grief and passed away in less than two days?
The stunning eldest brother was sold to a brothel? The righteous second brother became a scapegoat? The third brother, a top martial arts scholar, had both his hands and legs crippled?
Th-this whole family has it so rough!
Tang Youyou pointed with her little hand. "This is the family! This divine maiden will punish evil, uphold justice, and save the suffering!"
And so, the Tang family, who were on the brink of a tragic fate, gained a tiny bundle of joy with extraordinary divine powers.
Before long, her lovesick mother was chasing her scumbag father for a divorce, her brothers were easily crushing their scumbag father's stepson, and their father's face was slapped again and again.
As for the little bundle herself, she wandered among the four kingdoms with a milk bottle in her mouth. Before she knew it, the king of mythical beasts had bowed in submission, the throne of the demon realm had been handed over, and a crowd of gods declared, "From now on, we'll rely on the little bundle to support us!" Witchcraft and curses? That low-class stuff is beneath her. The little bundle said, "Bring it to this divine maiden. I want to play house!"
Her four masters rubbed their temples helplessly. "Little Bao, don't forget: we still have to attend court in those four kingdoms you casually united!"