My Family Hears My Thoughts and Makes a Comeback, While I Lie Back and Win

[Mind Reading] [Keeping Up with the Gossip] [Everyone's Favorite] [Mysticism] [play the pig to eat the tiger] [Feel-Good Face-Slapping]

What?

Her scumbag dad faked his death, hooked up with a princess, and became her royal consort? Her mother became so ill from brooding that she died within two days?

The eldest brother, devastatingly handsome, was sold to a brothel? The righteous second brother became a scapegoat? The martial arts champion third brother had both his arms and legs crippled?

Th-this family has it way too rough, doesn't it?

Tang Youyou pointed her little hand. "This is the family! As a divine maiden, I shall punish evil, uphold justice, and rescue the suffering!"

And so, the Tang family, which had been headed for a tragic fate, gained a tiny bundle of joy with extraordinary divine powers.

Not long after, her love-struck mother chased after her scumbag dad for a divorce agreement, while her brothers easily crushed his stepson, leaving the scumbag dad to suffer one face-slapping after another.

As for the little bundle herself, she roamed among the four kingdoms with a milk bottle in her mouth. Without even trying, she got the king of mythical beasts to bow in submission, and the throne of the demon realm was handed over to her. A crowd of gods declared, "From now on, we'll rely on the little bundle to support us!" Witchcraft and sorcery? Such low-class stuff! The little bundle said, "Bring it to this divine maiden! I wanna play house with it."

Her four masters could only rub their foreheads helplessly. "Little Bao, don't forget: the four kingdoms you casually united still need us to attend court!"