The County Magistrate Ascends the Throne

In the Heavenly Water County of the Chaoge Dynasty, surrounded on all sides by mountains, the emperor went incognito and was astonished by what she saw.

Why were pictures of women being slipped under the door of an inn?

Why had a woman from a brothel come to the inn to take part in a role-playing game?

What was going on with the well in the inn?

What! This is a toilet? I just said the water tasted sweet!

You have a brothel delivering takeout, claiming it's to provide better service?

And what is this fire poker thing?

Bang! It's Barbie Q.

Yet all these strange, unheard-of novelties were the work of a humble county magistrate.

The emperor immediately waved her hand. "Come back to the capital with me and be my husband!"

No, wait! Help me deal with internal and external threats, and I'll let you sleep with beauties in your arms and rule the world when you wake.