After transmigrating to a fantastical age of Cultivation, Li Yunshui became the genius junior uncle of the Qingshan Immortal Sect. Unable to cultivate himself, he still had to teach a group of monstrously talented disciples.
His eldest disciple liked cultivation, so Li Yunshui had him read the Dao De Jing.
His second disciple liked crafting artifacts, so he had him read Mobile Suit Gundam.
His third disciple liked alchemy, so he had him read High School Chemistry.
His fourth disciple liked magical duels, so he had him read Three Years of Duels and Five Years of Mock Exams.
He thought he’d ruined this bunch of disciples, but unexpectedly, they comprehended the Great Dao.
Eldest disciple: “Master, so ‘the sage does nothing’ means that once you reach the sage realm, you can do whatever you want!”
Second disciple: “Master, I’ve finished crafting my Gundam puppet. I also made a transformation device for something called Ultraman.”
Third disciple: “Master, I discovered uranium-235.”
Fourth disciple: “These little schemes of yours? I simulated them ten years ago!”
Li Yunshui looked at the Cultivators who had come to challenge him and wondered: He’d never lifted a finger, so how had he become the greatest under heaven? The greatest ordinary person under heaven? What kind of joke was this!
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