So you're Prince Yu, one of the founding heroes of the Qing dynasty?
Sorry, and what about it?
You can't explain where you're from or how you got here. Who would know if you're telling the truth? Who wouldn't be suspicious?
You can't do up your buttons, and you've put your pants on backward. Who'd put up with you besides me?
Oh, Your Highness, please don't beat people half to death. This is a civilized country, so show some restraint!
Oh, Your Highness, please stop buying luxury goods on a whim. You don't issue the renminbi anymore!
Oh, Your Highness, please don't fall in love with me so easily. I can't stand the thought of sharing you with a crowd of concubines!
