Great Tang: Princess Gaoyang Called Off the Engagement, But My Poet Immortal Identity Is Still a Secret

[Poetry + Hilarious Comedy + Argumentative Troll + Verbal Sparring + Upside-Down Hierarchy + Defying One's Superiors + Multiple Heroines]

Chang'an, Great Tang. The Fang residence.

"Second Young Master Fang, what's it like to transmigrate into Fang Yiai, the most infamous cuckold in history?"

Fang Jun: "Honestly, it felt awful at first! Fortunately, a good beating makes a good child, and candles and whips make a charming wife. Gao Yang's best quality is that she listens. Ever since I broke the third leg of that monk Bianji, she hasn't set foot outside the front gate. She thinks about having my babies every day!"

The Taiji Hall of the Great Tang.

Li Shimin: "I will give my daughter in marriage to the Tibetans to secure peace!"

Fang Jun: "The emperor must guard the nation's gates, and the ruler must die defending his country! No reparations, no ceding territory, no tribute, no marriage alliance! That's the backbone and spirit our Great Tang, a mighty empire, should have!"

Li Shimin: "You little monster! How dare you insult me in such a roundabout way..."

Scion of an aristocratic family: "Fang Er, how dare you hit me? Just you wait!"

Fang Jun: "My father is Fang Xuanling, a chief minister of the court!"

Aristocratic official: "Fang Er, you brat, how dare you write poems mocking me!"

Fang Jun: "My father is Fang Xuanling, a chief minister of the court!"

Everyone: "Is that all you've got?"

Fang Jun: "My father-in-law is Li Shimin!"

Everyone: "..."

(Also known as: Great Tang: This Consort Loves Courting Death)