A Cup of Ginger Tea

When Wen Heming was a child, someone told him, “You can never catch the light.”

Years later, Wen Heming said to that person, “You are the light, but I don't want to catch you... or have you. I only want to be a speck of dust in the world you illuminate and bless.”

The year after they announced their marriage, rumors ran rampant that Olympic champion Jiang Bisheng and her spouse were headed for divorce. Paparazzi produced definitive proof that they had been living apart for six months.

When reporters asked Wen Heming, Jiang's husband, he said, “We do plan to divorce. We're currently in the six-month cooling-off period. She said she wanted to experience what being divorced feels like.”

Less than two months after the divorce papers arrived, Jiang Bisheng was photographed meeting a pretty young man at a bar with a friend. When reporters asked her ex-husband, Wen Heming, he said, “I know that pretty boy. She said she wanted to experience what it's like to be a rich woman.”

In the sixth month after their divorce, Jiang Bisheng was rumored to have met a strange man in a hotel. When reporters asked the man in question, Wen Heming, he said, “The strange man you're talking about is me.”

A reporter pressed him: “What was the reason this time?”

Wen Heming replied, “No comment.”

An in-the-know netizen summed it up sharply: Stop nosing around in this couple's little games.