I Got Caught at My Winter-Break Job. They Asked If My African Wife Was Fun

Zhao Heng is an utterly ordinary college student who likes to work hard at part-time jobs to help support his family.

Other people earn their money through hard work, but every cent Zhao Heng makes is soaked in blood and sweat.

Police: Explain how you helped an African warlord unite thirteen tribes.

Zhao Heng: What warlord? I just taught some foreign friends a few tricks from The Art of War!

Police: Then how do you explain selling large quantities of firearms?

Zhao Heng spread his hands: It isn't illegal to rifle some seamless steel pipes, is it?

And turning a gas cylinder into a mortar isn't going too far, is it?

As for that military-grade carbon-40 fiber you mentioned, fishing rods used by anglers are already made of carbon-50!