I Got Caught at My Winter-Break Job. They Asked If My African Wife Was Fun

Zhao Heng was an utterly ordinary college student who liked to work hard at part-time jobs to help support his family.

Other people earned their money through backbreaking labor. Zhao Heng earned his through literal blood, sweat, and tears.

Police: "Please explain how you helped an African warlord unite thirteen tribes."

Zhao Heng: "What warlord? I just taught a foreign friend a few tricks from Sun Tzu's Art of War!"

Police: "Then how do you explain selling large quantities of advanced weapons?"

Zhao Heng shrugged. "There's nothing illegal about adding rifling to seamless steel pipes, right?"

"And turning gas cylinders into mortars isn't going too far, is it?"

"As for the military-grade carbon-40 fiber you mentioned, fishing rods used by anglers are already made of carbon-50!"