Book Transmigration: I Thought You Were My Fellow Melon-Gossip Lover, but You Want to Be My Dao Companion!

Shen Ruochu transmigrates into a book.

The good news: she's read it before.

The bad news: she read it in elementary school.

Shen Ruochu tearfully laments her fate, then discovers that Liao Qing Sect is practically a paradise for gossip, with juicy secrets everywhere she looks.

Especially her own secrets. There's no end to them.

What [Expression] the novel's heroine is a transmigrator with a System!

Shen Ruochu smiles sweetly.

"Senior Sister Mulan Qi, you wouldn't want Senior Brother to find out, would you?"

"What [Expression]?"

She speaks rapidly. "I've already made countless backups, with trusted allies and other means, of the evidence that you're being ambiguous with the personal disciples of the West Peak, South Peak, North Peak, and the seven Spirit Sects, and that you've secretly taken countless spirit treasures from them. All I have to do is die..."

"Shut up!"

What, the dark and twisted male lead wants to threaten her!

Shen Ruochu quietly pulls out her gossip notebook and drawls, "Senior Brother Xie Yuhuai, you wouldn't want everyone to find out, would you?"

"?"

Shen Ruochu speaks rapidly again. "You never change your clothes, never eat, never use the bathroom, and wear the same outfit all year. And also, that scarecrow you made in the back mountain is really..."

"...Get lost."

Shen Ruochu is incredibly sharp when it comes to gossip, but hopelessly slow when it comes to romance. Only after going through some less-than-pleasant twists and turns does she realize that the person she so often traded gossip with is the one who has truly been walking alongside her.