Urban: The Return of the Naruto Bodyguard

What? Your Western Regions Gu sorcery makes you invincible? The You Ruzhu clan is supposed to be awesome?

What? You're a master of the arts? Ever heard of fake super-beast paintings?

You want to compare illusions? The Sharingan cures all kinds of difficult and unusual ailments!

You want to compare fighting skills? Can you withstand this punch, backed by twenty years of training in superhuman strength?

Surrounded by countless powerful enemies, He Yun sighs softly. "Don't get me wrong, I'm not singling anyone out. I'm saying... every single one of you is trash!"

As they say, with ninjutsu in hand, the world is mine. If you disagree, try this: "Take Kidney Dry!"