Urban: The Return of the Naruto Bodyguard

What? Your Western Regions Gu technique is unrivaled under heaven? And the You Ru clan is so badass?

What? You’re amazing at making art? Ever heard of Super Beast Forgery Painting?

A battle of illusions? The Sharingan cures all kinds of difficult ailments!

A battle of martial arts? Can you block this one punch backed by twenty years of training in monstrous strength?

Surrounded by countless powerful foes, He Yun sighed softly. "Don't get me wrong. I'm not picking on anyone in particular. I'm saying... every one of you here is trash!"

As the saying goes, with ninjutsu in hand, the world is mine. If you don't like it, then take this "Nin-Kidney-Dry"!