Great Song: I'm Wu Dalang, and I Kill Ximen Qing from the Start

If I had to transmigrate, fine, but why did I have to become Wu Dalang, a short, ugly, penniless man? I accidentally activated a System, and it showed that if I lie flat, I have only thirteen days to live. There is just one way to increase my lifespan: make a woman fall for me. What? If I want to live to a ripe old age, I have to rely on women? Lots of women? Fine, I'll start with Ximen Qing's wife and lovers. Didn't you kill me in the story? Now I'm turning the plot upside down and making you pay! Then I'll hunt down the treacherous Qin Hui thirty-nine years early, and steal Song Jiang away a year ahead of schedule, persuading him not to join Liangshan... The will of Heaven is hard to fathom, and people are hard to read. Scheming and plotting in vain, we think ourselves clever. I've tried all thirty-six stratagems, but none can overcome fate. A thousand plans and ten thousand schemes are no more than fleeting clouds. In the end, everything turns to ash.