Great Ming: I, Zhu Yunwen, Livestream My Reign as Emperor

I transmigrated into the body of Zhu Yunwen, the Jianwen Emperor of the Great Ming, and got a livestream System bound to me.

From then on, I could spend the rest of my life doing whatever I wanted, all thanks to the support of the top fans!

[Ding-dong! The popular Cao A-Man is online.]

"Little Zhu, that trick I taught you last time worked, right?"

"If it didn't, just borrow a few more ministers' heads!"

Me: I thank your ancestors for eight generations. The widow next door has been waiting for you forever. Now go, go, go.

[Ding-dong! Handsome Liu Ji is online.]

"Little Zhu Zhu, how did that Hongmen Banquet you held last time go?"

"Did you kill your own uncle? If you didn't, your grandpa here has another trick!"

Me: I thank your grandpa. My uncle's put on two pounds! Can't you be reliable for once?

[Ding-dong! The Peony Queen is online.]

"Little Zhu, did the secret Sister Wu told you last time work?"

"Does your empress feel really good now?"

Me: Sister Zetian, I thank your whole family. Please stop giving me terrible ideas! My back can't take it...

[Ding-dong! Li Er, the Greatest Emperor of All Time, is online.]

"Little Zhu, are you online? Did you resolve that Gold-Filling Disaster you mentioned last time?"

"If you haven't, I have another trick: you can marry off your younger sister!"

Me: Marry off your sister! And you still call yourself the greatest of all time? Other than political marriages, can you come up with any proper ideas?

[Ding-dong! A Bowl from the Start is online.]

"My dear grandson, Grandpa's missed you so much!"

"Has your Fourth Uncle settled down yet?"

"If he still won't behave, Grandpa will visit him in a dream tonight and scare that little bastard to death!"

Me: Dear Grandpa, you don't miss me, you want me dead, don't you? Please take Fourth Uncle away already!