Great Ming: I, Zhu Yunwen, Livestream My Reign as Emperor

I transmigrated into Zhu Yunwen, the Jianwen Emperor of the Ming Dynasty, and got bound to a livestreaming System.

From then on, I could spend the rest of my life relying on the top gifter to keep me safe and let me do as I pleased!

[Ding dong! Cao Aman, the People's Favorite, has joined.]

"Little Zhu, how did that trick I taught you last time work out?"

"If it didn't work, just borrow a few more ministers' heads!"

Me: Thanks a lot for that. The widow next door has been waiting for you. Go on, get out of here.

[Ding dong! Handsome Liu Ji has joined.]

"Little Zhu Zhu, how did that Hongmen Banquet you put on last time go?"

"Did you kill your uncle? If you didn't, this old man has another trick for you!"

Me: Thanks a lot, old man. My uncle's put on two jin! Can't you be reliable just once?

[Ding dong! Queen Peony has joined.]

"Little Zhu, did that secret Sister Wu told you last time work?"

"Does your empress feel good now?"

Me: Sister Zetian, thanks to your whole family. Don't give me any more bad ideas! My back can't take it...

[Ding dong! Li Er, the Greatest Emperor of All Time, has joined.]

"Little Zhu, are you online? Did you solve that trouble with Jinman you mentioned last time?"

"If you haven't, I have another idea: you can marry off your younger sister!"

Me: Marry off your sister! You dare call yourself the greatest of all time? Besides marriage alliances, can you come up with one decent idea?

[Ding dong! A Bowl from the Start has joined.]

"My dear grandson, Grandpa has missed you so much!"

"Has your fourth uncle settled down yet?"

"If he still hasn't, Grandpa will visit him in a dream tonight and scare the life out of that little bastard!"

Me: Grandpa, you're not saying you miss me. You want me dead, don't you? Hurry up and take Fourth Uncle away!