I Want to Be a Security Guard: A Shortcut to Saving Forty Years

Invincible + playing the pig to eat the tiger + Dihua-style misunderstandings + jokes and memes + a clueless protagonist

"Excuse me, are you hiring security guards?"

"Young man, you're so young. Why be a security guard instead of working hard to get ahead?"

"Sorry, sir. I've already worked hard enough. It's time to get my life on track."

An excellent security guard needs not only superb martial arts to protect the residents, but also extraordinary intelligence to solve their annoying problems.

"Sorry, everyone. This is the worst security guard in our residential community."