Why Does a Tribulation-Transcending Cultivator Still Have to Write Weekly Reports?

The first three chapters didn't even address the main theme; they just abruptly ended the story. How dare the author write like that? Only a large following of fans or a fanfiction enthusiast would dare to do that… Readers, beware!

Swords carry the legacy of a thousand years, blades cleave the world in times of chaos. Spears move like ink dots, sweeping across the land; clubs vanquish demons and pacify all directions. The steel whip, used to subdue demons, shakes the five sacred mountains; the halberd, like twin moons, is a match for ten thousand. Axes, like whirlwinds, sweep across the land; hooks sever the impermanence of all things, extinguishing all evil. The battle-axe shakes the eight directions, pacifying the nine continents; the hammer, like thunder, thunders across the heavens and earth. From this day forward, no one on the horizon will be spared; a hundred generations of martial artists enter the world of Jianghu. I, carrying my humble works *Four Universes of the Sky*, *Heroic Edge and Shadow*, *Universal Chaos*, and *Universal Chaos: Online Game Scams*, come to visit. My writing skills are somewhat weak, and there are still many shortcomings. I hope that all the masters will grace us with their presence, offer guidance, help each other, and generously share their wisdom. I would be eternally grateful…

Slightly rhythmic? Slightly rhythmic? Sorry, my professional instincts kicked in.

Hey everyone, this is the author, sending my greetings. This isn't a typical "feel-good" story, but it still has its own unique reading pleasures. I hope it presents you with an interesting and pleasant world.

It's okay if you didn't brush your teeth, but remember to wear your pants.

If Ma Yifeng hadn't said that, I wouldn't have known Shenyi was still at work.

Why is Director Ma so calm?

That's serious! Doesn't it require two people to carry the household registration booklet?