[Lighthearted Humor] [Naruto] [System] [Villain] [Looting Corpses] [Cautious Survivor] [Scheming] [Smart Protagonist] [Play the Pig to Eat the Tiger]
If
clones are Naruto's loneliness,
Kamui is Obito's emptiness,
the Sharingan is the Uchiha clan's sorrow,
and sage arts are salvation for ordinary people,
then
ninja corpses are Uchiha Long's greatest love!
He transmigrates into this world only to find himself caught in the Nine-Tails' attack. Uchiha Long is furious and utterly speechless.
Even worse, despite being an Uchiha who has already turned sixteen, he hasn't awakened his Sharingan, and his job is the lowest-ranking one in Konoha: hauling corpses!
Looking at the purplish-black sphere gathering and swelling in the Nine-Tails' mouth in the sky, Uchiha Long reluctantly picks up a ninja corpse and runs for his life!
"Ding!"
"Shinobi World Corpse Recovery System activated."
"Detected five corpses within a hundred meters of the Host. Movement speed increased by 1%, strength increased by 0.5%, sensory ability increased by 2%."
"Detected thirty corpses within a hundred meters of the Host. Movement speed increased by 6%, strength increased by 3%, sensory ability increased by 12%."
"Ding!"
"Successfully absorbed the residual chakra from the corpse. Current total chakra inside the body: 0.1 chakra units."
"Congratulations! You have successfully obtained the deceased's sole ninjutsu: Wind Body Flicker Technique. Current fusion level of the technique: 100%."
Feeling the drastic changes within his body, Uchiha Long forcefully suppresses his excitement and gazes fervently at the golden figure in the center of the battlefield...
"Minato, I'm coming! Heh heh heh..."
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I can't stand it anymore. What kind of ridiculous behavior is this? They can't even be patient, let alone confront you head-on. After things have turned sour like this, who cares about your family's situation?
There are so many things I want to complain about. The clones are illusions, they have no physical form. The Byakugan can see even from underground, and it can see even when someone is invisible, because it sees chakra. Transparent Release is ineffective within sensory ninjas and barriers, let alone the Byakugan. And it even followed Danzo to watch him discuss things with the Third Hokage. No matter how useless it is, it's still a Kage.
The subject matter is good, but the writing is just poor. Instead of focusing on the bizarre and strange content, I suggest you watch Naruto instead. I can't accept the "giving away girls" part; I skipped it entirely. The plot is stiff and the writing is awkward. Most importantly, there's no detail about the explicit content.
The first few dozen pictures were alright, but the later ones featuring women were disgusting.
The protagonist actually gave away Kurenai Yuhi, who liked him, to someone else. Giving her away is one thing, but then the protagonist built a harem! What did he take Kurenai for? (I only commented after watching the whole thing; otherwise, it wouldn't be just a normal review, it would be a terrible one.)
The simplest one: you're an Uchiha, why are you running around everywhere without being watched by the Anbu? Don't you know your family is at home?
The writing is alright, but the ending felt a bit rushed. Four stars ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
The timeline doesn't match up; the Nine-Tails' rampage occurred in 1948.
The author's driving skills are superb; I admire them.
You skipped the Kaleidoscope evolution and directly evolved into the Eternal Kaleidoscope 6