In the Tang Dynasty, Working Nine to Five

Han Dongshi transmigrates to the Tang Dynasty and becomes a low-ranking magistrate in Lantian County. It is the second year of the Zhenguan era. Locusts descend, a million people go hungry, and the populace is plunged into misery. Meanwhile, Han Dongshi stays tucked away in tiny Lantian County, where he awakens a nine-to-five clock-in System and enjoys a carefree life. He clocks in for work, keeps regular hours, and lives in peace and freedom. Li Shimin: “Locusts have descended and the people are suffering. My esteemed ministers, do you have any solutions?” Han Dongshi: “Eat them!” Cheng Yaojin: “Our troops are weak and useless. How can they hold back an enemy invasion?” Han Dongshi produces a divine cannon and takes out a lighter with his right hand. “Just teach them how to light it.” The Turkic Khagan: “That man alone could hold off a million of my iron cavalry. Who will go and bring me his head?” Report: “Khagan, we’ve already lost our little princess to him. Now the queen is eager to try, too, and says she wants to remarry. Are you sure?”