Great Tang: I Work Nine to Five, and Li Er Is Fuming!

Qin Fan transmigrated to the Zhenguan era and became the magistrate of Wannian County, right under the Son of Heaven's nose.

Luckily, he was bound to the Nine-to-Five System. As long as he slacked off at work instead of becoming a corporate drone, he could earn all sorts of rewards!

Then came a year of devastating snowstorms. Li Er made a secret inspection and saw the supposedly negligent magistrate closing up shop early. Furious, he stormed inside to demand an explanation.

Qin Fan said, "The emperor never paid me overtime. What's so bad about slacking off a little? If I work myself to death in office, someone else will be sleeping with my wife and my kids will be calling another man Dad. Tell me, is that worth it?"

Hearing Qin Fan's outrageous words, Li Er thought them over carefully and realized he seemed to have been psychologically manipulated!

The Turks? Beat them into submission first, then we'll talk! I will wash away the humiliation of the Wei River Alliance!

Mr. Qin said that throughout the Ming dynasty, we ceded no territory, paid no tribute, and sent no princesses to marry foreign rulers! The emperor guards the country's gates, and the ruler dies for his realm! From now on, the Great Tang will never send a princess for a political marriage either!

Princess Wencheng? Bring her back for me!

What Tubo? Even the street dogs there will get two hard slaps. Break the antelopes' horns, and beat the yaks into dried beef!

And so, as Qin Fan spent his days slacking off on a nine-to-five schedule, this Great Tang began to become something extraordinary!