Your Cultivation Path Is a Bit Too Unorthodox

Zhang Haohao, who's been writing web novels for four years, wakes up one day to discover he's transmigrated?! With a System and a golden finger to boot, he transmigrates into a world of immortal cultivation and is so excited he nearly leaps into the air.

"Just watch me, Zhang Haohao, save the world!"

But the very next second...

[Dear reader, please recite the entire poem "Hard Is the Road Ahead"~]

Are. You. Kidding. Me?!

What the heck! Everyone else transmigrates and can kill a crowd with one slap, but I transmigrate and have to fight a boss at level one with no gear!

Years later, at the Immortal Cultivation Tournament.

"Oh no, he's about to recite a poem! Quick, cover his mouth!"

"Heh heh, too late!"

"Wildfire cannot burn it away; the spring breeze brings it back to life!"