My Lord, You Can't Be a Heartbreaker

While everyone else sailed through their tribulations and climbed the ranks of divine office, mishap after mishap kept befalling me.

It was bad enough that I couldn't stop thinking about the High God who'd teamed up with me for the tribulation. How did we end up as a married couple who'd live and die together?

That would be one thing, but why did you abandon your wife and pretend not to know her?!

I could even let that go, but wiping out my whole family? That's just immoral! Do you really think this High God has no temper?!

Fine! This young lady is done putting up with you. Go play by yourself!