I Become a Sage in Journey to the West

Back then, Donghuang Taiyi was still a lovesick fool, and Queen Mother of the West was still a young girl. That man appeared before her and asked, "Yaochi-chan, want a lollipop?"

Back then, Fuxi was thrilled to be figuring out middle-school geometry, while that man had already taken his sister out to fly a kite. "Little Nuwa, don't hang the Second Prince of the Dragon Palace from the kite. If you're going to hang someone, make it the Crown Prince."

Back then, his father-in-law was proud to have a daughter whose beauty and reputation were known throughout the land, though she never showed herself to the world. Little did he know that in his own backyard, his precious daughter Daji was learning to pick her toes just like that man.

Back then, a certain monkey sprang from a rock, only to be detained for damaging the environment.

Back then, well-behaved Nezha went missing for a week. When he returned, his personality had completely changed, and he was picking fights with heaven and earth and the Dragon Palace.

Back then, Chang'e was still a tomboy playing in the mud; back then, Pig Sage was still a young heartthrob; back then, Sha Wujing was a real estate sales hotshot; back then, Tang Sanzang ate a piece of meat, gave up on himself, and went off to be reincarnated nine times; back then…

Thunder Lord and Lightning Mother: "This Saint is ridiculous! Ever since he showed up, demons have gone vegetarian and devils have started cultivating the Way. We've both lost our jobs. If there are no more evil demons, who are we supposed to strike with lightning?"

Tian Xiaodao: "I just like teaching people."