Why She Doesn't Want to Become My Little Sister

"Someone said they couldn't understand the title. At least the blurb should be straightforward, right?"

"You're right. Then how about: Why did a former child star end up as a shut-in?"

"Go die."

"Uh, then how about: The Unknown Reality of a Child Star's Life?"

"Go die!"

"All right, all right. How about: I'm Heartbroken That the Child Star Won't Be My Little Sister?"

"Go... die!"